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Paul the Goose

Name: Paul the Goose
Brand: Lizard Lickin' Designs
Price: 22.52 EUR
Availability: InStock

€22.52

Paul works at childrens birthday parties until the wee hours of night.

He's fucking tired.

Let him rest in the pond.

Grab this shirt to show the world that YOU TOO are a silly little goose, in a funny little pond...

And Hire Paul for your birthday party. Please. I can't keep dealing with him. GET HIM OUT OF MY POND!

Select Color: Black

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Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Regular fit

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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Paul the Goose Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	16.75
M	29	20	17.88
L	30	22	19.13
XL	31	24	20.38
2XL	32	26	21.63
3XL	33	28	22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.